Hunny Lay off the Pacman!

squirtle-stahp:

Thomas the Tank Engine freaked me out as a kid. they had a whole episode about a boulder fucking shit up and then at the end

HE’S FUCKING PISSED OFF THAT THEY PUT HIM BACK UP THE HILL. TELL ME THAT FACE ISN’T THE STUFF OF NIGHTMARES

(via pleasureandpa1n)

chocobo-strider:

samjex-captor:

wessasaurus-rex:

chocobo-strider:

John \ Dave

bahahaha omg

bwahahahaha!!!! i dON’T EvEN cARE THAT i cAN dETEcT JOHN’S BOOBS!!!! A—FUcKiNG—mAZiNG!!!!!!!!!!

(via dontstopmoshitup)

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(Source: sheetsarethestates, via jacky-spaghetti-barakat)

jacky-spaghetti-barakat:

grandkanye:

I’m sorry to tell you this but u r diagnosed with white girl

omg why does this always happen to me??

(Source: pinkhairs, via shinigamidaio)

Three things that absolutely suck about being a girl

ziamstyles:

1) giving birth
2) having periods
3) waxing

(via jacky-spaghetti-barakat)

bikinimybottom:

if jay z ever freaks out and murders his entire family all i know is that the headlines better read ‘jay z goes cray z’

(via lust-touch-seed)

katiemarie153:

sunshineface0014:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

You can’t even see your problem

i have never felt so connected to a post in my entire life

(via jacky-spaghetti-barakat)